spankmehardbarry:

me when i log into tumbler dot com

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My tumblr just unfollowed like half the people I was following before what the heck




lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.



Cake Boss in a nutshell… 

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.



pros to dating me: 

oxgracexo:

  • i’ll actually respond to your text
  • you can literally kiss me whenever you want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
  • we can eat pizza togethercuddl



celiiia-streep:

Some behind the scenes HQ pictures from Saving Mr. Banks.




make me choose → whydontweshareoursolitude asked: Rae/Tix or Rae/Chloe (mmfd)




areyoutryingtodeduceme:

ofbadmornings:

HAHAHA YES I KNEW IT! THE TOSS WAS REAL AND NOT CG! It explains why everyone looks so freakin excited when he catches it, lol. [link]

god this scene, and knowing the actors reaction is genuine because of it is so freaking precious.




toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!






dreamberks:

Inspired by this











 amanda-y asked: "Did you say yes?"

Yep!